U.F.Faux

Tony: "Todd! Look up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, its..."
Todd: "It's neither. Try wiping the condensation off the window."
Tony: "No seriously, I think it might be some sort of other life form trying to communicate!"
Todd: "Oh really weirdo? What's it saying?"
Tony: "It's saying 'Pull over and check me out!'"
Todd: "I think it's saying, 'Tony needs to start drinking decaf.'"
Tony: "Just pull over."
Todd: "Fine."